(idm) quality crap, kq cd's in mail, skinny

From BigKumquat
Sent Sun, Jun 27th 1999, 20:00

 
 << i had an idea for some artists if they were interested.
 it's nothing new, and it might be a stupid idea,, i really wouldn't know 
 right now.
 but i was thinking it'd be nice to make an entire comp, of artists creating 
 good music, but sampling music they really hate.
 shit like old 80's stuff like warrent and new bubblegum shit that's on the 
 radio....>>

I'd like to submit some material for this project.  There isn't much music 
that I truly hate...I've even come around to opera and country.

But to go with the eighties cheez-metal idea...recently, there's been an ad 
on tv hawking a monster assortment of collected "Power Ballads" from 80's 
metal bands...all those shrieking mega-compressed cheez dramas with 
mind-numbingly lame lyrical content (we won't even mention the inevitable 
screechy, overplayed guitar solo).

So, I might have to order that sucker just for this purpose.  That, and 
Britney Spears, and The Backstreet Boys, are totally ripe for some kind of 
insane deconstruction.

Along these same lines, the treatment given to Celine Dion's hit single from 
the Titanic, from the Extracted Celluloid compilation on the Illegal Art 
label, is deliciously disturbing.  This version, with the 
disembodied/deconstructed voice of Celine howling through layers of warped 
murk and creepy strings, truly evokes the emotions of ghostly undersea horror 
(unlike the original).  See http://www.detritus.net/illegalart/ for more info.

On the kumquat front:  I've just sent out another wave of free kumquat cd's 
to those who e-mailed me recently...check your mailbox this week.

Scot Gelinas was kind enough to review kumquat for the skinny.  Check it out 
at http://www.skinny.com/music/reviews/     

By the way, (faint whiff of cross-promotion in the air), the Pole feature 
currently on the skinny site is definitely worth examining...the concert 
photos allow one to learn things about Stefan that you might not otherwise 
know.  For example, he seems to be using a DigiTech Studio Quad effects unit. 
 Also, he appears to have a bottle of Rolling Rock with him on stage.

  - Fred Church
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np:  3 Kung Fu Pieces, from Extracted Celluloid   (whizzing kung fu action 
samples)