From Crtrdge003 Sent Tue, May 11th 1999, 16:35
It's way above and beyond your head my dear tasteless lad. Squarepusher is going to be remembered and reveared as a great jazz musician, Miles Davis had stupid cunts like you saying the same kind of shit about him. You're just going to have to grow up and realize that some music is so far above your head your couldn't see it with the hubble telescope. You must progress MUCH MUCH FURTHER BEYOND your current point of understanding music to even begin to comprehend what squarepusher is doing. Living here in New Mexico I cannot wait until the day I am so honored to meet the great artist Squarepusher. There simply isn't any funk or imagination in your soul, PLEASE GO GET YOURSELF SOME TASTE BITCH. Thank you Aaron p.s. you'd be pissed too > Theres not I can say to add to the above but I would say that it was > a very bad and rather embarrassing spectacle that I am not at all > glad I spent money and time on. There was no semblance of a groove > or song or anything at all. The bloke in what looked like a lizzard > outfit continually did some bad > "skoo-ba-doo-da-doo-ba-dum-doo-doooo-dum-di-di-ba-doo-da-da" type > stuff and screamed now and again. Not good. His beat-box stuff was > quite good but infrequent. > > I thought 'Music is..' and 'Mindphone' lacked structure but > in parts showed a lot of promise. This was nothing like either of IDIOT you are SO unaware of good art,.. you are like 99.8% of the rest of the world. There is in fact structure, you will not enjoy his music the first time, squarepusher has been into his music for a while, nobody else can understand any sort of music right away if it is new to them, you must listen to it a few times to get it, to digest the music in the same way you digest a good book. If you still don't get it, then you are a typical person. There is structure, there is only the amount of structure needed, structure is simply something that comes naturally, just as humans have structure, we are symetrical.. just like a flower has structure, just like crystals have structure, but does a cloud of smoke have the same obvious structure? Does a dead burning leaf have structure? Does a clump of old tangled wires have structure? GODDAMNIT NOT ALL THINGS IN NATURE AHEAR TO YOUR NONSENSICAL IDEA OF STRUCTURE, YOU ARE A NARROW FOOL AND YOU INSULT ME BY BLABBING YOUR GARBAGE IN SUCH A MATTER OF FACT MANNER WHEN IT IS QUITE A MATTER OF FACT THAT YOU ARE SPEWING A STREAM OF TOTAL BULLSHIT, YOU HAVE SPEWED NOTHING MORE THAN YOUR OPINION AND I HATE YOUR OPINION, I HATE THE IGNORANCE OF OTHERS, I CAN'T STAND YOU TALKING YOUR FUCKING SHIT, THINKING YOU'RE ALL GREAT, LIKE YOUR TASTE IS SUPREME!!!!!!!! MOOOOOORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOH, I WANT TO HIT YOU!!!!!!!! I'M SO INSULTED!!! your opinion, not only is just your own opinion, it is misunderstood and blind. > those records. Just bad untalented jazz improv. This would have been WOW!!!!!!!! WOW!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SO ANGRY, I'M ACTUALLY SMILING HERE, !!! I'M LAUGING!!!!!!!! YOUR COMMENTS ARE SO EXTREMELY ASSININE THEY ARE HUMOROUS!!!!!! > bad if it had been some really crap jazz band incapable of playing > their own instruments and I had the misfortune of having to listen AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM LAUGHING I AM SO PISSED!!!!!!!!!! > to them. But it was Squarepusher and I have the proof that he can yep yep, see you fucking retard.. squarepusher has evolved past that music, and he has evolved past you!!! > actually make good music. Sad. Brave, yes, but also crap. > FUCKING !!!!!!!!!!! @#$%@#%@#$%@#$%!@#$%!@#$!@#$#$@^%!@#$ Oh I want to HURT YOU!!!!!!!!! > Be very cautious of any future records if they feature this line-up. > > Nick UM, No, let's be cautious of dumb fucks like you giving out peon-minded reviews. Well this is the kind of shit critisism from tone deaf dogs who think they know the first thing about music I will be dealing with for the rest of my life. I better get used to it, I really could waste alot of energy being angry at morons.. I already knew that as far as real life, it's only common sense it applies to music as well. For the record, you know nothing about music. -=Aaron