(idm) ninja fake

From Hulk Hogan
Sent Thu, Apr 8th 1999, 23:05

charlie james et all,
clearly you can't deny the fact that sinead (thomas dolby & coldcut 
for that matter) are clearly trying to resurect their shitty careers 
by being the first to get a single out to the public that will benefit 
a **VERY** worthy cause.  i don't deny that what they are doing is a 
good thing, trying to raise money for a situation that is clearly 
horrible, but i am afraid they are doing it partially to get some 
attention for themeselves at the same time, which leads me to assume 
they are also in it to milk something which benefits their cause.  
come on, coldcut basically sucks these days, he's an old fart trying 
to play young & cool, dolby, well geez headspace (come on, i guess he 
convinced bochum welt to do some stuff, but dolby might as well be 
dead, surely his output would be higher quality if he was) and sinead, 
well after recently loosing custody of her child (and spitting in the 
judge & father of her childs face) needs something to keep herself 
busy.  

what i am getting at is that there are 3 boring fucks who are trying 
to come off all cool like they are doing something for this situation, 
when in fact they are just interested in their own careers more.  the 
publicity they will get from this project is going to be priceless, 
they couldn't afford to get the press they are going to get.  if they 
cared they would've tried to get some BIG names who are actually doing 
good stuff these days.  why anybody would attempt to defend sinead is 
beyond me, let alone dolby or coldcut.  i respect these folks for 
trying to help out, but i question there reasons (and so should all).  
there are plenty of ways to raise money, donations for one.  i would 
sooner make a donation to the red cross, then buy some stinking single 
consisting of these old fucks.  not to mention that more money is 
wasted packaging what will surely be a horrible track in plastic & 
paper, than simply making a donation to a reputable organization.  i 
am sure this single will have all sorts of record label names splashed 
all over it (more publicity, more milking).  anyone who is satisfied 
with recent coldcut releases please speak up, i have no problem being 
wrong, it's just that the ninja tune guys are the biggest fakes ever.  
at one point they were attempting to be innovative and barely 
scratching the surface, now they're just caricatures of themselves, 
and man does ninja tune suck.  the few releases that are decent (these 
days) are from folks they have surely licensed.

give me a break, i really hope the ninja tune show that was posted to 
be taking place in nyc is a HUGE failure.  the lineup has a few decent 
folks but with artists like coldcut & spooky taking part, expect at 
least some horrible music.  it all boils down to a bunch of suckers 
trying to get popular by aligning themselves with more suckers so they 
can be considered cool.  don't believe they hype.  i am full of shit, 
as is 99% of this list.  sorry to intrude.  don't take me too 
seriously.  if i lived on the east coast i'd picket out front of 
wherever the ninja show is being put on at, simply out of respect to 
the poor people who are suffering at the expense of ninja tune & the 
rest of thes loosers trying to raise some money for them (and in 
return selling some god awful records.)

there are more ways than one to raise money, and those who make 
explicitly noticeable that they are trying to raise money for a "good" 
cause (and i agree this is a great cause) should be questioned.  there 
are levels of giving, and one of the lowest forms is making it known 
where the money is going, and by who is giving it.  the highest form 
is when it is not intentional, and the giver doesn't know where the 
money is necessarily going to.  at least a famous writer once came up 
with this list of levels.  it gets more in depth, but i have clearly 
written toooooooo much.

i'm going to start my campaign up for president, this IS the hulk 
hogan that can bodyslam this list with his pinky toe, not some fake.

unsubscribing in a little bit, don't worry.

the hulkster aka hollywood







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