From stepintime Sent Thu, Dec 24th 1998, 11:34
From stepintime Sent Thu, Dec 24th 1998, 11:34
i think I should be IDM artist of the year! thas right. i'm so fuckin underground, i haven't even heard my own music. i don't even own gear yet, thats how underground i am. that makes me super cool and thats why everyone sound vote for me as artist of the year. i'm way sexier that RDJ and i have a better ass too. i own more useless electronic bullshit (that i have no idea what to do with) than anyone on this list. i can look at it and dream of being a pop start one day. you voting for me as IDM artist of the year also makes you feel really warm and huggable inside because for ever 1300 votes i get i will donate one US dollar to the Save the Ingrown Toenail Society. you can think of your sweet grandma when you make that vote, so act fast. don't miss the boat. i'm here and i have 25 operators standing by. just dial 1-900-LOVE-ROD ($5/£3 per 30 sec.). you won't regret this call. you'll love yourself for it and you'll love the music i haven't made yet, so call today! »®øЫ™ ___________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com/getjuno.html or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866]