From Alex Reynolds Sent Thu, Jun 3rd 1999, 14:27
From Alex Reynolds Sent Thu, Jun 3rd 1999, 14:27
Due to the recent rekindling of what has become a truly unentertaining and
mind-blowingly dull flame war regarding Tom Jenkinson, aka Squarepusher,
the Reuterz Research and Development Group has decided -- with much
reservation -- to release the enclosed research data. The results may be
shocking to some -- but to the rest of us associated with the music
industry, it should have come as no surprise at all.
Regards,
..
Reuterz Flame War R&D Test Group HFUD136-X
Highly Sensitive Contents
Eminem vs Squarepusher
Preliminary Data Set FB-12
Eminem Squarepusher
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Name Marshall Mathers Tom Jenkinson
Age 24 24
Facial characteristics Acne Beard
Name-dropping Drops Dr. Dre's name Fans drop Miles Davis'
whenever possible name whenever possible
Pharmaceutical-name-dropping
Coke, smack, crack, Male pills 5, 6 and 13;
LSD, mushrooms, heroin, Dimotane, Sarcacid
weed, Schlitz, etc.
Bass-dropping Yes Yes
Funk-bomb-dropping Yes Yes
Heavy-moans-and-groans Of course (this is a Maybe (unconfirmed
Dre album) reports about Smedley's
Medley involving the
amorous activities of
Welsh dwarf and a sheep)
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Alex Reynolds / Biology IT Support
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