From imx Sent Tue, Jun 22nd 1999, 02:09
check dis out : i goto take a nap and this shit is in my head: i was in the olympics for the 'music event'....i was competing against two other songwriters....the judge had a beard and glasses.....i walk in and set up.....one of the other guys is already there, he's a midget with a suit on. then the other guy walks in....its chris de luca from funkstorung....but somehow has acquired oriental eyes. also...he is soaking wet and wearing only a pair of shorts with womens panties over them. i was wondering why. started talking to him and i was intimidated as fuck. then he plays me what he was going to play and it was a stripped down version of the tried by 12 remix. i left for a minute to find my family and come back and the judging on the midget had began. he did bad because he just played some lame little general midi melody. i turn everything on and someone had stolen the power cable to my mixer....hmmm. i get hooked up and my song is gone as well and im forced to play the only thing i had which was this really bad noisy loop...it was sad. then chris goes...he doesnt end up playing tried by 12 mix....he plays my song%! and he shows a video to go along with it! and the video is of him coming out of this river....which was rite outside the judging room! and that explains why he was soaking wet.....slacker. so it was frustrating and i woke up in a coldsweat. fuck yea.