From Andrew Hime Sent Thu, Dec 24th 1998, 11:38
> i think I should be IDM artist of the year! thas right. > i'm so fuckin underground, i haven't even heard my own music. > i don't even own gear yet, thats how underground i am. that makes me > super cool and thats why everyone sound vote for me as artist of the > year. i'm way sexier that RDJ and i have a better ass too. > i own more useless electronic bullshit (that i have no idea what to do > with) than anyone on this list. i can look at it and dream of being a pop > start one day. > > you voting for me as IDM artist of the year also makes you feel really > warm and huggable inside because for ever 1300 votes i get i will donate > one US dollar to the Save the Ingrown Toenail Society. you can think of > your sweet grandma when you make that vote, so act fast. don't miss the > boat. i'm here and i have 25 operators standing by. just dial > 1-900-LOVE-ROD ($5/£3 per 30 sec.). you won't regret this call. you'll > love yourself for it and you'll love the music i haven't made yet, so > call today! Somewhat ironically, I expect Lexaunculpt will clean up this year.