From sam Sent Tue, May 15th 2018, 15:30
From sam Sent Tue, May 15th 2018, 15:30
That same fellow walks into a music store, and says "I'd like to get a cleaning cloth for my bassoon." The proprietor thinks for a moment, scratches his head, then replies, "Yeah, I guess that'd be a fair trade." Sam Mims Syntaur On 5/15/2018 10:23 AM, Mark S Glinsky wrote: > A fellow leaves his bassoon in his car and leaves it unlocked. He is two blocks away when he realizes this and runs back to lock his car. When he gets back to his car he finds two more bassoons in it! > > Q: What is the definition of an optimist? > A: A bassoon player with a pager. > > > Mark > xxxxxxxx@xxxxxxxxx.xxx > > > -----Original Message----- > From: Sam Mims [mailto:xxx@xxxxxxx.xxx] > Sent: Tuesday, May 15, 2018 9:20 AM > To: xxx@xxxxxxxxx.xxx; 'Mike SynMike'; 'analogue Heaven AH' > Subject: Re: [AH] Off-Topic: Bassoon or Arpeggiator? > > Oh my goodness, if we've deteriorated to telling bassoon jokes, then I > for one am jumping in! > > Q: What's the range of a bassoon? > > A: It depends on where you grip it before throwing. > > Sam Mims > > Syntaur >