(idm) how to sell a jar of piss on eBay!

From Ernesto Ikerd
Sent Mon, Jul 19th 1999, 16:54

It seems like eBay is degrading from being a haven of rarities to a 
catch-all flea market full of junk.  Even the most carefully worded 
searches pull up pages and pages of garbage so here is what I've learned. 
Lets say you want to make a quick buck from something you can make easily 
in your home, lets say a jar full of piss - no prob, here is how you sell 
it:

TITLE:
'RARE! J.O.P. (orb) aphex OOP VG+! NR!'

CATEGORY:
Books, Movies, Music

DECRIPTION:
RARE!! ... RARE!!!  ATTN COLLECTORS!!!  Similar to one made by Aphex 
Twins (these guys ROCK!) and mixed by Tony Baloney (once knocked over an 
amp owned by Alex Patterson).  Buyer pays $8.00 S&H 

Ahhh, capitalism!
ernie

Ernesto Ikerd,  (817) 763-4795
Company Graphics, Dept 17, MZ-1156
Lockheed Martin Tactical Aircraft Systems
Fort Worth, Texas