From mark s-walker Sent Thu, Nov 27th 1997, 18:16
From mark s-walker Sent Thu, Nov 27th 1997, 18:16
>anyone got any Michael Hutchence jokes? i was mailed this today, i am not responsible >* What's the difference between Lady Di and Michael Hutchence? > Lady Di was alive when she left the Ritz. > > * What's the difference between Michael Hutchence and Princess Di? > Michael Hutchence died even though he was wearing a belt. > > * What do Michael Hutchence and INXS groupies have in common? > They just hang around near the hotel door. > > * How do you re-unite INXS? > Get 4 more leather belts. > > * What's the difference between Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence? > One of them's dead ugly, the other's just dead. > > * Why did Bob Geldof take up karate? > Because he heard he could kill Michael Hutchence with a black belt. > > * What was Michael Huntchence's last hit. > The door when the chamber maid entered the room. > > * Why did Paula Yates leave Bob Geldof for Michael Hutchence? > Because Michael was well hung. > > * What does Michael Hutchence have that Bob Geldof doesn't? > A widow. > > * Why does Michael Hutchence prefer to stay at the Ritz Carlton? > Because it is a cool place to hang. > > * Did you hear that Elton John will sing at Michael Hutchence's >funeral? > He's rewritten the words to "The Swing" by INXS. > > * What was the last thing to go through Michael Hutchence's mind? > "This belt is a fraction tight". > > * What's the one good thing about Louise Woodward? > She gives cracking head. > > * What's the difference between Louise Woodward and Gary Glitter? > Louise Woodward drops babies. > > * What's the difference between Gary Glitter and Lester Piggott? > Lester Piggott is allowed to ride four year olds. > > * What's the difference between Gary Glitter and acne? > Acne won't come on your face until you're fourteen. > > * Apparently, Louise Woodward is the new manager of The Spice Girls... > She's going to drop Baby Spice.