Re: (idm) ninja fake

From Superfuzz
Sent Fri, Apr 9th 1999, 00:54

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From: Hulk Hogan <xxxxxxxxxxx@xxxxxxx.xxx>
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Sent: Thursday, April 08, 1999 6:05 PM
Subject: (idm) ninja fake


> there are plenty of ways to raise money, donations for one.  i would
> sooner make a donation to the red cross, then buy some stinking single
> consisting of these old fucks.  not to mention that more money is
> wasted packaging what will surely be a horrible track in plastic &
> paper, than simply making a donation to a reputable organization.  i
> am sure this single will have all sorts of record label names splashed
> all over it (more publicity, more milking).  anyone who is satisfied
> with recent coldcut releases please speak up, i have no problem being
> wrong, it's just that the ninja tune guys are the biggest fakes ever.

Man, you're just BEGGING for an ass-kicking, aren't you?

> at one point they were attempting to be innovative and barely
> scratching the surface, now they're just caricatures of themselves,
> and man does ninja tune suck.  the few releases that are decent (these
> days) are from folks they have surely licensed.

I ain't no Ninja expert, but I am a big fan... last thing I recall being
licensed is East Flatbush Project, which I loved anyway... the fact that I
bought this domestically (Canada) for like $9 cheaper than the Chocolate
Industries version was a big bonus.

Recent releases from Funki Porcini, Herbaliser, Roots Manuva (Big Dada),
Neotropic (N-Tone) and others are just totally amazing to me. I don't think
any of them are "licensed" from other labels...

As for the Sinead/Coldcut thing... there's no sense in coming down on Ninja
Tune as a whole just cuz Coldcut decided to collaborate with an awful singer
like her. :)

> give me a break, i really hope the ninja tune show that was posted to
> be taking place in nyc is a HUGE failure.  the lineup has a few decent
> folks but with artists like coldcut & spooky taking part, expect at
> least some horrible music.  it all boils down to a bunch of suckers
> trying to get popular by aligning themselves with more suckers so they

My 2 cents about live shows which has very little to do with the above: I've
only been to a few live concerts in my life, but The Herbaliser's
performance last year in Toronto is definitely at the top of my list.

I know I seem like a real Ninja "mark" (there, i used a wrestling term, Mr.
Hogan :) but they make some damn fine music. Personally, I'd pay to see you
and Ninja Phil in a strap match, as was suggested. But maybe we could turn
it into a ladder match with barbed-wire replacing the ring ropes. Just
dreaming...

> unsubscribing in a little bit, don't worry.

I find this hilariously funny, although I'm not sure why...

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