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From Alex Reynolds
Sent Fri, Nov 13th 1998, 15:31

IDM Frequently Answered Questions
Question #4225A, Section 31

Mr. Peter Becker asks, "Weren't MIMEs banned from idm?"

Well, Peter, the history of allowing mimes and mime-ing on the IDM list is
a long tale of shame and irritation.

The appearance of mimes on the IDM list is strictly verboten. But then,
there are very few informal social groups in the world where mimes are
tolerated, let alone permitted display.

It wasn't always this way; from its very inception, the IDM list was a
haven of liberal thought, tolerating posts of various and questionable
content and relevance.

With the shift of list control back in the mid-90s, however, it was
determined by Hyperreal's upper management that mimes were an irritating
waste of time and disk space, and mime displays by list members were
quickly outlawed. Punishment varied from ridicule to mail bombing campaigns
to expulsion from the list.

At the time, Le Societe Internationale De Mime-ing, a mime-rights
organization based in Geneva, Switzerland, would not comment on the matter.
Their lawyers, however -- fresh from financially successful lawsuits
against various frisbee distributors in Indonesia -- were quite vocal and
promised swift justice against the so-called "IDM cryptofascists."

United Nations trial proceedings against the list were largely a quiet
affair, until the conclusion, when the judicial panel ruled against LSIDM.

Before leaving the courtroom, the mime-ing group's legal team then leered
and made a series of hand gestures towards the panel and towards IDMs
lawyers, gestures which involved extensions of various digits on the hands.
It seems these mute displays did not endear the UN panel towards granting
LSIDM a retrial.

To this day, while mime-ing is strongly discouraged, every now and again
you will find an individual stand up and MIME on the IDM list, trying to
fight the system.

Nonetheless, it will continue to remain IDM's zero-tolerance policy to
crush mimes without mercy.

We hope this answers your question.

Kind Regards,

Alex Reynolds
Hyperreal Archivist, Sector A231/Z