Re: (idm) when aphex twits roamed the land

From Che
Sent Wed, Feb 10th 1999, 09:05

Sorry for taking so long to respond...

At 02:59 PM 1/26/99 -0800, Brock Suter wrote:
>
>Since CG was so nice to compile that neat little list of good things for
>nubies, I though I might put together those old posts from dick.

Those weren't nearly as good as a little private exchange I had w/ the
twit.  I don't normally repost private email, but these are just too good
to keep to myself, and besides, celebrities have no privacy.  Oh, and
they're completely unedited (swear to god!).

Explanations of obscure humor: The Cheddar Man was some ancient dude that
they found buried in a bog in Cornwall or thereabouts.  They ran DNA tests
on a local teacher and found out he was kin to the old sod. Also, the
FlangeFace and FuzzFace were guitar fx pedals made in the 70's.  And yes,
FSOL really did say that in SOS.

Enjoy!
Che

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Date: Wed, 19 Mar 1997 23:16:05 +0000
From:
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NGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEp
HACEfizzog <xxxxxxx@xxx.xxxxxxxxx.xx.xx>
To: xxx@xxxxxxxxx.xxx

Does anyone know exactly why the future sound of london are called the
future sound of london?


Date: Wed, 19 Mar 1997 14:09:35 +0000 ()
From: Che <xxxxx@xxxxxx.xxxxxxxx.xxx>
To: xxx@xxxxxxxxx.xxx

On Sun, 16 Mar 1997,
pHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACE
pHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLA
NGE pHACEpHLANGEpHACEfizzog wrote:

> Does anyone know exactly why the future sound of london are called the
> future sound of london?

You mean the blokes that pointed out in a Sound On Sound interview that
the Aphex Twit's vaunted "homebuilt" instruments were nothing more than a
bit of stock analogue kit run through a distortion pedal?  Maybe it's
because they realize that hype will take you a lot farther than talent in
the music biz. 

Chill
Che


Date: Wed, 19 Mar 1997 23:16:05 +0000
From:
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NGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEp
HACEfizzog <xxxxxxx@xxx.xxxxxxxxx.xx.xx>

excuse me?


Date: Thu, 20 Mar 1997 12:39:54 +0000 ()
From: Che <xxxxx@xxxxxx.xxxxxxxx.xxx>

On Wed, 19 Mar 1997,
pHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHAC
EpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHL
ANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEfizzog wrote:

> excuse me?

You're excused!

Che


Date: Thu, 20 Mar 1997 11:08:33 +0000
From:
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EpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHL
ANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEfizzog <xxxxxxx@xxx.xxxxxxxxx.xx.xx>

i want to fuck u


Date: Thu, 20 Mar 1997 14:02:25 +0000 ()
From: Che <xxxxx@xxxxxx.xxxxxxxx.xxx>

On Thu, 20 Mar 1997,
pHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHAC
EpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHL
ANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEfizzog wrote:

> i want to fuck u

Erm, sorry, I don't get fucked; I insist on doing all the fucking.

Besides, I prefer phuzzphaces to phlangephaces.

Chill
Che


Date: Thu, 20 Mar 1997 21:33:10 +0000
From:
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EpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHL
ANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEfizzog <xxxxxxx@xxx.xxxxxxxxx.xx.xx>

i can turn into a phuzzphaces at will


Date: Mon, 24 Mar 1997 22:08:09 +0000 ()
From: Che <xxxxx@xxxxxx.xxxxxxxx.xxx>

On Thu, 20 Mar 1997,
pHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHAC
EpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHL
ANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEfizzog wrote:

> i can turn into a phuzzphaces at will

Ok, I'll fuck you if you can assure that you're not related to The 
Cheddar Man...

Che


Date: Fri, 4 Apr 1997 21:33:10 +0000
From:
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EpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHL
ANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEfizzog <xxxxxxx@xxx.xxxxxxxxx.xx.xx>

no i've changed my mind now sorry.


Date: Tue, 25 Mar 1997 13:47:42 +0000 ()
From: Che <xxxxx@xxxxxx.xxxxxxxx.xxx>

On Tue, 25 Mar 1997, pHlangepHacEpHlangepHacEpHlangepHacEpHlangepHacE wrote:

> no i've changed my mind now sorry.

So you ARE related to the Cheddar Man!

Che