From Che Sent Wed, Feb 10th 1999, 09:05
Sorry for taking so long to respond... At 02:59 PM 1/26/99 -0800, Brock Suter wrote: > >Since CG was so nice to compile that neat little list of good things for >nubies, I though I might put together those old posts from dick. Those weren't nearly as good as a little private exchange I had w/ the twit. I don't normally repost private email, but these are just too good to keep to myself, and besides, celebrities have no privacy. Oh, and they're completely unedited (swear to god!). Explanations of obscure humor: The Cheddar Man was some ancient dude that they found buried in a bog in Cornwall or thereabouts. They ran DNA tests on a local teacher and found out he was kin to the old sod. Also, the FlangeFace and FuzzFace were guitar fx pedals made in the 70's. And yes, FSOL really did say that in SOS. Enjoy! Che ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Wed, 19 Mar 1997 23:16:05 +0000 From: pHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLA NGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEp HACEfizzog <xxxxxxx@xxx.xxxxxxxxx.xx.xx> To: xxx@xxxxxxxxx.xxx Does anyone know exactly why the future sound of london are called the future sound of london? Date: Wed, 19 Mar 1997 14:09:35 +0000 () From: Che <xxxxx@xxxxxx.xxxxxxxx.xxx> To: xxx@xxxxxxxxx.xxx On Sun, 16 Mar 1997, pHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACE pHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLA NGE pHACEpHLANGEpHACEfizzog wrote: > Does anyone know exactly why the future sound of london are called the > future sound of london? You mean the blokes that pointed out in a Sound On Sound interview that the Aphex Twit's vaunted "homebuilt" instruments were nothing more than a bit of stock analogue kit run through a distortion pedal? Maybe it's because they realize that hype will take you a lot farther than talent in the music biz. Chill Che Date: Wed, 19 Mar 1997 23:16:05 +0000 From: pHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLA NGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEp HACEfizzog <xxxxxxx@xxx.xxxxxxxxx.xx.xx> excuse me? Date: Thu, 20 Mar 1997 12:39:54 +0000 () From: Che <xxxxx@xxxxxx.xxxxxxxx.xxx> On Wed, 19 Mar 1997, pHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHAC EpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHL ANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEfizzog wrote: > excuse me? You're excused! Che Date: Thu, 20 Mar 1997 11:08:33 +0000 From: pHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHAC EpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHL ANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEfizzog <xxxxxxx@xxx.xxxxxxxxx.xx.xx> i want to fuck u Date: Thu, 20 Mar 1997 14:02:25 +0000 () From: Che <xxxxx@xxxxxx.xxxxxxxx.xxx> On Thu, 20 Mar 1997, pHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHAC EpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHL ANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEfizzog wrote: > i want to fuck u Erm, sorry, I don't get fucked; I insist on doing all the fucking. Besides, I prefer phuzzphaces to phlangephaces. Chill Che Date: Thu, 20 Mar 1997 21:33:10 +0000 From: pHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHAC EpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHL ANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEfizzog <xxxxxxx@xxx.xxxxxxxxx.xx.xx> i can turn into a phuzzphaces at will Date: Mon, 24 Mar 1997 22:08:09 +0000 () From: Che <xxxxx@xxxxxx.xxxxxxxx.xxx> On Thu, 20 Mar 1997, pHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHAC EpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHL ANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEfizzog wrote: > i can turn into a phuzzphaces at will Ok, I'll fuck you if you can assure that you're not related to The Cheddar Man... Che Date: Fri, 4 Apr 1997 21:33:10 +0000 From: pHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHAC EpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEpHL ANGEpHACEpHLANGEpHACEfizzog <xxxxxxx@xxx.xxxxxxxxx.xx.xx> no i've changed my mind now sorry. Date: Tue, 25 Mar 1997 13:47:42 +0000 () From: Che <xxxxx@xxxxxx.xxxxxxxx.xxx> On Tue, 25 Mar 1997, pHlangepHacEpHlangepHacEpHlangepHacEpHlangepHacE wrote: > no i've changed my mind now sorry. So you ARE related to the Cheddar Man! Che