From stepintime Sent Thu, Dec 24th 1998, 22:20
From stepintime Sent Thu, Dec 24th 1998, 22:20
and while you are voting for me as IDM artist of the year you can also
order my new book:
500 and One Reasons Why My Record Collection Makes Me Better Than You
its stuffed full of great info on how to up all of your music loving
friends (there are no refunds if you have no friends). it has lists upon
lists of records you can say you have but don't actually have the money
or time to buy. it also tells you when, where and with whom to use each
title. its even fun for your whole family.
"Hey dad."
"Yes son."
"I just bought uuuuu (lets see here)....CLR 408 today!"
"Realy? What's that?"
"It's Gescom - 'Sound of Machines Our Parents Used', limited to 3
copies of course, dumbass!"
"Wow! I sure wish i had one of those. I love you son"
now who said money can't buy love.
if you call and vote for me within the next 15 min. i'll give you my
personsal 4% discount on the book!!!!!!!!
i know it already seems like a lot but it doesn't end there, oh no.
if you get 34 friend to call and vote you not only get the book at a 5%
DISCOUNT, THAT'S 5%!!!, but you also get the
Moris Code Decoder which converts the entire book from moris code to
regular text. WHAT A DEAL!!!! who could ask for more?????? not me.
just call 1-900-LOVE-ROD ($5/£3 per ever 25 sec.)
if you just want the book call 1-900-ROD-SEXY ($5/£3 per ever uuuu...20
sec.)
Quality Beyond Expectation- »®øЫ™
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