From multsanta Sent Wed, Nov 19th 1997, 00:27
That's right: how do YOU like your ...........NOODLES........... ? perhaps somes of yous remember a short disscussion a bit back about noodler Simon Begg's new[dles] label. Well, it was a very short discussion (i think kf said a word about it and that was that). Never brought up again. Well, I went to the record peddler today and glanced in the bins. There I saw, sticking out from the mess of records, the word noodles and ,printed underneath, "The stupidest recording orginization in the world"... At the time I had forgotten all about Mr. Beggs label, but I examined the cover further as soon i saw the excellent motto ;-) Noodles presents THE DEATH OF COOL i looked down at the list of featured artists and, at first, saw two unrecognizable names: Zygmunt Janowski Navario Sauro then i got to simon begg and it hit me. anyway... to get to the point of this super-long dragged out post. The record i now hold in my hands is a wonderful work of insanity!! while all of you had your heads stuck between a needle and musik aus strom (yours truely included), you guys let this lovely double vinyl slip through the surface. Although i was expecting a 'fungle'/'drill n' bass' comp, I got MUCH more than I bargined for. listen and learn: the tracks (with very brief descriptions, as i never inteded this to be a review): Zygmunt Jarowski: Intro (the death of cool) intro with lots of bable about the death of cool (from those mac electronic voices, no less);-) Navario Saruo & Si Begg: Unkown Dialect high pitched wailing over odd beats, beeps, and jazzy bits Mr. Mahoney: English Cubase just some guy talking for like thirty senconds over a deep bass guitar Sand: Desperate vunderful jazz [FLIP] The Wee DJ's: Monky noise, noise, and more noise gradually becoming ambient Anal Parade: Ansaphone gotta love the name; gotta love the track Barry Pseudonym: Hi Pitch Acid What? Who the hell is this guy? (aftaW fO ydraH;-) The Mutual Friend: I have Failed '??? had to escape, i have failed' that is all. [TOSS] The Wee DJ's: How was it for you? more audio muckings by weewees Si Begg: Brothers and Sisters "brothers and sisters" sung in gospel harmoney under "drill n' bass" ;-( to me for using that word. Mr. Begg should have swapped this with his spunk jazz track Barry Pseduonom: Hetroskadasity tribal dr*ll n' b*ss Mr. Mahoney: Harmonica Storm another brief appearence by this mahoney guy. not really harmonicas, i don't think. The Hibicus Geronimo III players: Boiled Grease Feet um... what just happend? Barry Pseudonym: Pissed Scratch Break my sediments exactly Barry Pseudonym:Distressing Ambience ditto Si Begg: Sing Circle System dunno, i think i missed this one. Van Der Hoogs Country Curative: Circle O.B.S. Yes the one you've been waiting for: Hoe down with massive reverb and noise spurts. Yee Haw!! Expect The Unexpected Mr. Mahoney: The Cucumber Song Si Begg: Back End a sad goodbye. "underground overground, noodling free" whatever buy this comp. m*lt s*nt*, the stupidist idmer in the world.