From cristian Sent Fri, Aug 13th 1999, 21:57
From cristian Sent Fri, Aug 13th 1999, 21:57
wear fake mustache and leisure suit make picket fence out of toothpicks buy ball park franks and throw them at people mike a blender and make milkshakes let live lobsters crawl around on the stage for no particular reason. (these are all things that ive seen done from time to time.) get two white bengal tigers and put them in cages on either side of the stage. give them microphones and get t hem pissed off/run their angry snarls and growls through a drum machine-type gate. uh. yes. j five doin time on your dime.