From Brock Suter Sent Thu, Sep 16th 1999, 23:27
Sean Whalen wrote: > please tell us this is a cruel, cruel hoax. the implications of this are > enormous. how could anyone be a fan of dnb/jungle and make greasy pop like > britney, and not be a complete moral whore. just what the scene needs > indeed. This message has hit every list I'm on and all the d&b message boards on the planet, much to the same reaction above...Here is Courtney's follow up: > New York City, NY, September 14th 1999 - A groundbreaking study > sponsored by Contrast Artist Management has revealed that over 50% > of the drum and bass community on the internet has significant > trouble understanding what scientists refer to as "sarcasm". > > What this means to you: If you are one of the people who a) applied > for the MC position, telling us what you looked like and how much > you liked Brittney, b) sent us email telling us how we were > singlehandedly killing the drum and bass scene and the rave scene at > large, or c) called us names like "the anti-christ of drum and bass", > you should now go back to your regularly scheduled activities. Feel > free to contact us if you want to book real underground DJs. > > This message has been brought to you by Contrast Artist Management, > U.S. booking agency with a sense of humor, reminding you to believe > nothing you read, and only half of what you hear. You heard it here > first. > > "I don't believe what I read in the papers > They're just out to capture my mind > I ain't worried and I ain't scared > I'm just havin' a good time..." -Paul Simon > > Courtney Powell > Contrast Artist Management NYC > http://www.contrastmusic.com > xxxxxxxx@xxxxxxxxxxxxx.xxx > VM/Fax: 212-238-3648