From Alex Reynolds Sent Mon, Feb 15th 1999, 14:52
From Alex Reynolds Sent Mon, Feb 15th 1999, 14:52
Reuterz Personals $50 for the first fifty letters. $2 each additional letter. Entries musy be submitted by the end of the week for publication. -- LIKE MYSTERIES? TWM looking for.. not sure, really. Must enjoy vague and incoherent postmodern ramblings, strange sexual quirks and club hits from the eighties. Can you figure me out? Call Mystery "Man" @ 212-83773 I LIKE THE NIGHTLIFE Do you like the nightlife, too? Body-piercings, clove cigarettes, manic depression and Bjoerk + NIN collections are big turn-ons. Got it goin' on, girl? Wells @ 312-1435 ERM.. HELP Looking for bearded ladies for discreet, three-minute "home movie" for cutting-edge cable channel. No freaks. Call Hairy @ 1-41-27439 ANY WOMEN OUT THERE? ANYBODY? HELLO? SWM looking for SBF for quiet walks in the park, record collecting, smart-ass commentary, remix sessions, passionate + torrid lovemaking. R U the one? Alex 610-2539 HUMILIATE ME In search of experienced sadist and copyright lawyer for playful fascist fantasies involving CD-Rs and whips. No weirdos. Call Greg @ 1-41-9277 -- __________________________________________________________________________ Alex Reynolds Distributed Support Specialist Department of Biology School of Arts & Sciences Computing University of Pennsylvania Philadelphia, PA