From thomas m weibrecht Sent Fri, Nov 28th 1997, 02:55
hehe...anyone know the inxs list address? tom w np: hey, looky here: inxs - shabooh shoobah On Thu, 27 Nov 1997 20:00:51 +0000 xxx@xxxxxx.xx.xx (matthew Keir-James) writes: >>>anyone got any Michael Hutchence jokes? >> >>i was mailed this today, i am not responsible >> >>well here's another one too! > >Whats the title of Elton John's tribute song to Michael Hutchence? > >"Dangle in the Wind" > > >> >>>* What's the difference between Lady Di and Michael Hutchence? >>> Lady Di was alive when she left the Ritz. >>> >>> * What's the difference between Michael Hutchence and Princess Di? >>> Michael Hutchence died even though he was wearing a belt. >>> >>> * What do Michael Hutchence and INXS groupies have in common? >>> They just hang around near the hotel door. >>> >>> * How do you re-unite INXS? >>> Get 4 more leather belts. >>> >>> * What's the difference between Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence? >>> One of them's dead ugly, the other's just dead. >>> >>> * Why did Bob Geldof take up karate? >>> Because he heard he could kill Michael Hutchence with a black >belt. >>> >>> * What was Michael Huntchence's last hit. >>> The door when the chamber maid entered the room. >>> >>> * Why did Paula Yates leave Bob Geldof for Michael Hutchence? >>> Because Michael was well hung. >>> >>> * What does Michael Hutchence have that Bob Geldof doesn't? >>> A widow. >>> >>> * Why does Michael Hutchence prefer to stay at the Ritz Carlton? >>> Because it is a cool place to hang. >>> >>> * Did you hear that Elton John will sing at Michael Hutchence's >>>funeral? >>> He's rewritten the words to "The Swing" by INXS. >>> >>> * What was the last thing to go through Michael Hutchence's mind? >>> "This belt is a fraction tight". >>> >>> * What's the one good thing about Louise Woodward? >>> She gives cracking head. >>> >>> * What's the difference between Louise Woodward and Gary Glitter? >>> Louise Woodward drops babies. >>> >>> * What's the difference between Gary Glitter and Lester Piggott? >>> Lester Piggott is allowed to ride four year olds. >>> >>> * What's the difference between Gary Glitter and acne? >>> Acne won't come on your face until you're fourteen. >>> >>> * Apparently, Louise Woodward is the new manager of The Spice >Girls... >>> She's going to drop Baby Spice. > > >