Re: (idm) back my snatch up

From thomas m weibrecht
Sent Fri, Nov 28th 1997, 02:55

hehe...anyone know the inxs list address?

tom w

np: hey, looky here: inxs - shabooh shoobah



On Thu, 27 Nov 1997 20:00:51 +0000 xxx@xxxxxx.xx.xx (matthew Keir-James)
writes:
>>>anyone got any Michael Hutchence jokes?
>>
>>i was mailed this today, i am not responsible
>>
>>well here's another one too!
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>Whats the title of Elton John's tribute song to Michael Hutchence?
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>"Dangle in the Wind"
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>>>* What's the difference between Lady Di and Michael Hutchence?
>>>   Lady Di was alive when she left the Ritz.
>>>
>>> * What's the difference between Michael Hutchence and Princess Di?
>>>   Michael Hutchence died even though he was wearing a belt.
>>>
>>> * What do Michael Hutchence and INXS groupies have in common?
>>>   They just hang around near the hotel door.
>>>
>>> * How do you re-unite INXS?
>>>   Get 4 more leather belts.
>>>
>>> * What's the difference between Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence?
>>>   One of them's dead ugly, the other's just dead.
>>>
>>> * Why did Bob Geldof take up karate?
>>>   Because he heard he could kill Michael Hutchence with a black 
>belt.
>>>
>>> * What was Michael Huntchence's last hit.
>>>   The door when the chamber maid entered the room.
>>>
>>> * Why did Paula Yates leave Bob Geldof for Michael Hutchence?
>>>   Because Michael was well hung.
>>>
>>> * What does Michael Hutchence have that Bob Geldof doesn't?
>>>   A widow.
>>>
>>> * Why does Michael Hutchence prefer to stay at the Ritz Carlton?
>>>   Because it is a cool place to hang.
>>>
>>> * Did you hear that Elton John will sing at Michael Hutchence's
>>>funeral?
>>>   He's rewritten the words to "The Swing" by INXS.
>>>
>>> * What was the last thing to go through Michael Hutchence's mind?
>>>   "This belt is a fraction tight".
>>>
>>> * What's the one good thing about Louise Woodward?
>>>   She gives cracking head.
>>>
>>> * What's the difference between Louise Woodward and Gary Glitter?
>>>   Louise Woodward drops babies.
>>>
>>> * What's the difference between Gary Glitter and Lester Piggott?
>>>   Lester Piggott is allowed to ride four year olds.
>>>
>>> * What's the difference between Gary Glitter and acne?
>>>   Acne won't come on your face until you're fourteen.
>>>
>>> * Apparently, Louise Woodward is the new manager of The Spice 
>Girls...
>>>   She's going to drop Baby Spice.
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