From WALTER Sent Tue, Feb 24th 1998, 17:04
From WALTER Sent Tue, Feb 24th 1998, 17:04
DJ Kaper presents the following "Humour in a Jugular Vein" (c)1958
Madd Magazine.
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The following post is not for the 'week of mind' or
die-hard MTV fans. This may offend those suffering
from 'the sheep effect'.
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From http://www.fitshaced.com/3/mtv.html
"Every major trend in music flows like diarrhea from the assholes at
MTV. The trend junkies hop on whatever bandwagon is around and
continue to change shirts along the way. The Marilyn Manson listeners
of today were into Green Day last year and Nirvana before that. Where
are the stars from last year? Who will remember No Doubt and Gwen
Stefani's gyrating navel next year? (No one but the Fitshaced staff,
because we have planned to have her head on a pole and sitting in
Fitshaced HQ before that time) Who will remember the vinyl pants,
silky smooth thighs, and pushed up cleavage of the Spice Girls next
year? Just look back on the old covers of MTV lapdog magazine, Rolling
Stone, and see how many faces you don't remember and think to
yourself, "Where the fuck are those guys now?" Fame is fleeting. Just
ask MC Hammer, Vanilla Ice, Snow, or Motley Crue. It makes no
difference what happens to these bands, at least not to MTV. The bands
merely serve as dollar signs and are yet another ploy to cash in and
sell to the young consumer. And let me tell you one thing about the
young consumers. Most of them do not have jobs, therefore guess who's
paying the corporate salaries at MTV. Guess who's paying for the MTV
Beach House and the centerfold VJs. Not the kids. The young consumers
are getting it from mommy and daddy who are getting it up the ass from
MTV and corporate America."
Check it out: http://www.fitshaced.com/3/mtv.html for the complete
article and the take on AMP. Don't fall of your couch.