From Lance C McGannon Sent Wed, Oct 28th 1998, 22:34
Lots of new v/vm stuffs on the horizion... VVMT0009 : STUFFING 7" (red vinyl, green label) (Includes free V/Vm STUFFING christmas card) (SAGE AND ONION SIDE) 01. V/Vm christmas stuffing fanfare 02. V/Vm with Derrick GoGGle santa claws is conning your town 03. THE JON MATTHY QUARTEt the world is waiting for misery and suffering forever 04. THE STRANGER in the bleak mid-winter 05. LEON and HITS ask}} who gobbled gobleys wobblers wobbler ?? 06. THE EGGNOG CHORUS doG ye rest gentlemen merry (CHESTNUT SIDE) 01. BORED IN COLUMBIA feat. RED HEADED ROY THE BUTCHERS BOY Dreaming of turkey and Ham........ 02. ALIEN PORNO MIDGETS ding-dong merrily we're high(altitude) 03. BUTCHER CLAWS come ride my slay 04. ANIMAL last Kristmas* you burst all my warts,, 05. DEREK PLAYS POPS the gringo bouncing_butchers jingle Balls VVMT0008 : TURKEY 7" (green vinyl_red label) (includes free V/Vm TURKEY christmas card) (LEG SIDE) 01 . V/Vm Christmas Turkey Fanfare 02 . ELECTRONIC FLY SYMPHONY Born of the MEAT, from Heaven to Hell * The first Noel 03 . STOCKHAUSEN & WALKMAN Simply 04 . PEOPLE LIKE US Christmas Show (edit) 04 . THE STABLE feat THE TWO WISE MEN FROM BETHLEHEM Once In Royal David's cattle Shed. (WISHBONE SIDE) 01 . V/Vm What's in our Christmas Stocking ?? 02 . BROXBURN & THE XMAS GUARDS Please Stop The Butchering 03 . THE EGGNOG CHORUS Deck The Halls With Mince & Holly 04 . BUTCHER CLAWS Merry Xmas Bastard 05 . THE BOUNCING BUCEPHALUS BELL RINGERS FROM BRINNINGTON Christmas Bells Interlude 06 . STOCKHAUSEN & WALKMAN with ARFeR DALEY and TERRY MK(CAN s) 'er indoors 07 . V/Vm Pull Our Christmas Cracker vvmPIG :7": (PINK VINYL - PINK LABEL) V/Vm continue their journey into sound experimentation by signing andreleasing a record made by 2000 pigs. Imagine yourself in a smelly pensurrounded by flies and decaying waste matter and that's only half of the story. This is the kind of noise MERZBOW can only dream about............ when played at high volume this record is guaranteed to upset thoseexposed and will become an essential end of night favourite for removing unwelcomed audience. Recording took place in the north west of englands largest Pig Farm___location witheld___. This record will of course be released on PIG colured vinyl, thus making it easier to locate should an occasion for playing arise. V/Vm in association with NORTH WEST PIGS giving DJ's the WORLD over an opportunity to really communicate with their audiences in a language the audience understands. vvmPIG will be strictly limited of course and will be released early inDECEMBER. The Stranger PHTHALO07 CD-R 250 pressed 00''00''000 The wind is blowing cold accross the moor 05''25''749 Over the moor, I'm on the moor 08''10''266 The mists are rising 12''30''468 Let me be void still 17''59''542 Some people need the heroes 23''54''435 Like a happy child lost in a sudden dream 29''03''168 I'll be seeing you VVMT1000 : PIGEON - Mouldy Dough (the official V/Vm anthem) 7" LIMITED 100 copies *EACH RECORD COMES COMPLETEWITH FREE FEATHERS* a/ PIGEON - Mouldy Dough (the official V/Vm anthem for the millennium) b/ V/Vm - Pigeon BITS V/Vm CELEBRATE THE RELEASE OF THEIR 1000th RECORD__ as the old adage goes "why try to fix something that isn't broken"we'd like to add the following words of wisdom "why not re-release theworst ever UK number one single and make it even worse on the B-Side". Last seen offending children, beating up Keith Harris and orville duckwhilst drinking enough Q.C. sherry to sink a battleship, PIGEON then spent the entire winter season at Butlins Bognor supporting BuCKs FIZZ and Boy George. After this success the PIGEON then disappeared to a life of crime and KEBABS to support his 27 children. By a freak chance in a million 'The PIGEON' was located by the crack V/Vm butchers busking outside Wimpey in Stafford, where he was performing the greatest hits of TAKE That on spoons. Two cans of Special Brew and a Whiskey chaser later and the rights for Mouldy Dough were ours. Thus appearing on Side One in its original form is Mouldy Dough (formerly known as Mouldy Old Dough). For those of you not old enough to remember this track first time around just ask anybody over 35 years of age and see them squirm in horror as they recollect gangs of drunken party animals falling all over themselves to do the Mouldy Dough Dance. What about the flip I hear you ask_____well disappointment is guaranteed, those V/Vm butchers have taken it upon themselves to BUTCHER up a number of old PIGEOn numbers, bringing them in line with the guidelines set by the European commission in Brussels. Limited to 100 copies (because no one will want it) this is your chance to be dazzled by those, oh so lovely piano melodies and a vocal to die for.Demand is sure to be low for this product so avoid disappointment and buya pair of slippers instead.THIS PRODUCT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE ONLY UK RECORD LABEL TOWORK WITH BUTCHERS AND OTHER TRADERS OF OFFALTHIS PRODUCT WILL ONLY BE AVAILABLE AT PARTICIPATING BUTCHERSAND WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE IN THE SHOPS. additionally - ALL PIGEONS will be given a unique NAME which willbe hand etched into each run out groove. -->-Lance--- p.o. box 450715 westlake, ohio 44145 united states