From Ben Coffer Sent Thu, Jan 1st 1998, 23:29
From Ben Coffer Sent Thu, Jan 1st 1998, 23:29
Pretty funny, just seen this post on the uk-dance list, I think you
should check it out:
The Hate Techno Club site at:
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Alley/4269/
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Thought I'd tell yez about this site I came across ...The anti-techno
club .Funniest site I've seen in ages, even funnier 'cos its not
supposed to be ... heres a taster...
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
1. Thou shalt not listen to music made by computers/synths
2. Thou shalt destroy all CD's including such "music"
3. Thou shalt harrass all DJ's
4. Thou shalt not be friends with techno-lovers
5. Thou shalt never go to a discoteque
6. Thou shalt treat the most extreme techno-lovers as your worst enemy
7. Thou shalt spread the word about this club
8. Thou shalt listen to rock music
9. Thou shalt rock'n'roll all nite and party every day
10. Thou might use the good-looking techno-lovers sexually if only to use them
and you don't have any other goals (ex: Spice Girls)
Don't laugh now, theres 158 members
They could invade, armed with Aerosmith and Kiss CD's
End of UK-Dance Digest 2493
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Ben Coffer
Hybrid Productions
http://www.hybridgame.demon.co.uk/