(idm) Roland JV-2080

From Irene McC
Sent Wed, Apr 22nd 1998, 18:54

Yip : sitting on the bed proudly is the above 64-voice synthesizer 
module.  After listening to the first demo (which I was told was by 
Chick Corea, but upon further investigatoin it turns out to be Scott 
Tibbs) we then come to Demo No. 2 "Denki" by Ryeland Allison.  This 
is a sort of mad all-over-the-place drills 'n all demo.  Squarepusher 
on Prozac.  Or whatever.

I can't help myself : I *have* to share this beautiful piece of
garbled English with the world at large.

Direct quote from the Roland Quick Start manual:

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Music by Ryeland Allison, copyright 1996 Silver Outlet Music BMI

Ryeland makes electronics groove at the speed of sound, including
computer controlled transistor rhythm.  Busy Bee on the Quake Coast
fashioning Distorted Reality, Cyberian sounds, and during twilight:
his dynamism plunders vibrancy at once among peace-loving
frequencies.  He jiggles remote to youth righteousness, enclosing his
testament to ambrosial positive relatives, buzzing all serviceable
results.

He is honoured to introduce this to you.

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Verbatim, capitalisation and all.

Ambrosial positive relatives??  Wish I had some :-)

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