(idm) Aphex IS NOT Bodenstandig 2000

From Andrew Duke Cognition
Sent Wed, Jun 30th 1999, 18:33

Aphex IS NOT Bodenstandig 2000, despite
what you may have heard and/or read lately.
i just heard back from Rephlex's press officer:
below is my email to him and his reply:


> maf: rumors are flying that bodenstandig is
> >actually richard james. if this ain't true, i'd
> >be happy to clarify this for the rumour mongers.
> >so, is it true? or not? it ain't gonna change my
> >life one way or the other, but i hate to see
> >rumors spread if they're falsehoods. you didn't
> >mention any rdj connection in the press info
> >with the cd you sent me, so i'm wondering
> >where the others are getting this from. thanks. andrew duke :)
>
>

maf replied:

> from the horses mouth -
>
> here is the press release I sent out
> ------------------------------------------------
>
> Rephlex press release:
>
> ARTIST:  Bodenständig 2000   RELEASE DATE:  28th June 1999
> TITLE: Maxi German Rave Hits Vol 3 FORMAT:    LP/ CD
>
> How can you say, “This cannot be the music of the future? - it uses
> technology from the past!”
> (Don’t be so silly)
> Now we cannot much speak German but, despite this, we think these are
> definitely catchy little tracks.  We have DJ’d with these tracks in
> Germany
> lots and they go down a storm.  At last years Pop Komm, Bodenständig
> 2000
> even sung along live at out Rephlex party and had all the industry
> types mad
> for it!
> We have to admit this album has taken along time to release – BUT
> blame all
> these blasted European Directives.  This record has been on
> test-pressing
> since last August, it was played by John Peel back in November and was
> a
> MAGIC FEET  ‘Feet Faves’ (promos & office anthems & stuff) back then
> too.
>
> This really is a genuinely-original-magical-mixture-style. Think of a
> load
> German (Mixmaster) Morris dancers having a chance meeting down the pub
> for a
> cheeky after hours lock in with the Rephlex crew (Aphex Twin, Sam &
> Valley
> and Global Goon being the main antagonists) and Shaggy shouting "Eh!
> Eh!
> Calm Down! Calm Down!" from the corner by the gents.  This is
> BRAINDANCE in
> its finest form.  It doesn’t have to make sense do it?
>
> Also they have their own web site http://bodenstandig.home.pages.de
> but its
> not up and running just yet as they are too busy with their work at
> the
> cutting edge of Virtual Reality.
>
> BACKGROUND (in their own words):
>
> Bodenständig 2000 are two German boys who played too much videogames
> in
> their past youth.  They grew up in the 4th quarter of the 20th century
> – an
> age where the rapid development of technology made the power of home
> computing available to everyone.
>
> After some heavy and finally failed efforts to get rich by developing
> and
> selling the Soundtracker-like music software "Deluxe Mjuzakk Zerbastel
> Kit",
> they simply decided to become popstars.
>
> Because, as these friendly boys next door always say: "In this
> business, it
> is nearly impossible that the industy would steamroll us one month
> after we
> began a new project, as even Sony does not seem to have any giant
> farms
> where they breed their own popstars until now (although
> we sometimes hesitate if we see Whitney Houston)".
>
> Using the above mentationed "Deluxe Mjuzakk Zerbastel Kit" and
> numerous
> other devices they bought from pocket money, Bodenständig 2000 now
> create
> the definite sound for the generation that was born next to flickering
>
> screens. The outstanding German lyrics, subtle poems telling from
> their
> lives as “Cablefreaks” and “Computer Kids” are of such explosiveness,
> that
> only the the brave British label Rephlex Records was able to publish
> the
> songs. (German labels for electronic music only publish english
> lyrics).
>
> Although they produce extremely cheap and street credible,
> Bodenständig 2000
> stand for maximum commerciality and first class sales figures. Every
> tune on
> the debut album "Maxi German Rave Blast Hits 3" is a guaranteed hit:
> on the
> dancefloor as much as in the thoughtful moments of your life. So
> please buy their first Album "Maxi German Rave Blast Hits 3", out now
> on
> Rephlex records. Thanks in advance.
>
> Bernhard Kirsch, the older member of Bodenständig 2000, is the first
> decent
> musician after Boney M. coming from the Saarland. He was the first boy
> in
> class who soldered a sound device for the Commodore PET computer.
> Later,
> after failing in getting rich with "Deluxe Mjuzakk Zerbastel Kit", he
> started collecting arcade games and became a popstar due to the
> inspiration.
> In his spare time he works as a wild-eyed scientist at the German
> research
> institute for artificial intelligence.
>
> Dragan Espenschied got a unix terminal from his dad aged 12. He
> learned to
> play recorder and home organ, but soon moved over to hi-tech
> instruments by
> Atari and Commodore for making music. After trying out the "Deluxe
> Mjuzakk
> Deconstruction Kit", he phoned up Bernhard and asked if they maybe
> should
> become popstars together. In his spare time he now works as a
> wild-eyed
> apprentice at Fraunhofer Research Insitute in the laboratory for
> Immersive
> Interactive Virtual Reality.
>
> We did put a few reaction  type bits on the ends of our latest press
> releases but evryone seems to be ignoring them, so there’s not one
> here.
> But if you like this why not let us know.  Its good to talk?
>
> For more info:
> xxxxx@xxxxxxx.xxx /
> www.rephlex.com
>
> -----------------------------------------------
> as you can see the word APHEX TWIN appears above but we did certainly
> not
> say he was involved or responsible for this
>
> thanks for letting me know
> that was funny
>
> but so is the record
>
> rave on
>
> :O) maf

Thanks. Andrew Duke :)