(idm) review - mouldy (old) dough (top of the pops lp version)

From martin burbridge
Sent Sat, Oct 31st 1998, 18:11

mouldy (old) dough/lieutenant pigeon/top of the pops lp w/ dodgey
cover/(probably) k-tel
i don't know about copyright now, but it appears that in the early
seventies, you could go to almost any old building site, get y'self a lot of
brickies throw them in a studio and record versions of all the latest hits
and sell 'em on an lp for about 50p. with a picture of a lady wearing a
bikini on the cover. this practice was far more damaging to popular culture
than the so-called underground art terrorists of today, as they were quite
easily available in newsagents and gas stations all over the country. v/vm
have obviously come to their senses in choosing to promote the collapse of
society through dodgy '70s records. anyway i was given this top of the pops
lp as a birthday present at about age 5, and that combined w/ a single tv
appearance of the original band, has seared this record into my mind,
despite the fact i have not heard it in almost 30 years. powerful stuff. the
tv appearance consisted of a very old grandmother type lady playing a teeth
grindingly cheerful melody, while a big bearded hippy in fur coat
occasionally growled "mouldy old dough". this was a piece of piss for the
brickies as they just played the backing track and got one of them drunk to
shout the refrain. still managing to completely miss sounding anything like
the original. as i said these 'cover' records were pretty widespread, and
later resurfaced to accompany some early experiments with alcohol. other
classics included 'not nat', which was an entire lp not by nat king cole,
that a friends dad had. and another top of the pops volume which had an
extremely painful version of david bowie's "sorrow" by a brickie singing
'widge-cha long blonde hair anj-cha eyes of blue', that puts most of
merzbow's back catalog to shame. maybe v/vm have butchered off more than
they can offal in taking on the classics.

-martin
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