From v Sent Wed, Jan 13th 1999, 03:33
From v Sent Wed, Jan 13th 1999, 03:33
---DATA------imploded2-22222----///// xxx////// MESSAGE transmitted by (V)olume/(V)erses (m)ass-------- 00the assault has begun-----(((((((system-upgrade level (9.6)* * THIS MESSAGE INCLUDES DETAILS REGARDING : VVMT7 and vvmPIG VVMT0007 : MACHINE component parts 1-4 (4x7") V/Vm formally invite YOU to become the operator of the V/Vm MACHINE-- The V/Vm MACHINE is a celebration of the MACHINE and will enable YOU to construct (from a series of prepared components) your own machine without the need for advanced mechanical or technical traning*. THIS MUST NOT BE SEEN AS A PASSIVE EXPERIENCE. YOU the listener are encouraged to manipulate/operate each component as desired for your environment. The components have no SOUL**- you WILL in time provide the soul through experimentation and construction/deconstruction. Combinations and means of interpretation are infinite and will be limited only by your //mechanical skills// and more importantly IMAGINATION----//------ This is a MULTI-PART/MULTI-COMPONENT release-////( We encourage YOU to buy as many components as YOU NEED__ for your own construction process to begin----// Future mechanical advancement is assured**.------- Our technical team and invited mechanics are working around the clock in an effort to help aid your design capabilities******** Equally the technical support YOU will be given will be unrivalled by any other COMPANY. ------ In time a guide to V/Vm machine building will be published--- along with examples from leading MECHANICS who will explain the process' they have undertaken when building their MACHINE---** Special MACHINE building performances--- will be arranged throughout the coming MONTHS--- where the V/Vm TEAM will be on hand to help provide you with some useful suggestions regarding the machine BUILDING process===/**^^ Each component has been packaged identically---- with a simple to follow identification process on the rear of each sleeve_______ Each component also has its own 'component' identification sheet inserted,, thus avoiding you any uneccessary confusion. _ **____xxxxxxx0110xx.x110- MECHANICAL CONCERNS <<<<>>>> Amnesty International :::>> "Working with these Components is certainly NOT an OPTION /// the human being cannot be expected to survive , after prolonged exposure to these dangerous components, and safety cannot be assured when building these ghastly machines." Jimmy Saville OBE >> "Sometimes it worked - (the components worked) , you would sit back listen and rock , literally rock with them in a kind of terrible grief and weeping. The weeping seemed to come from the throat and beyond, from much lower down. A kind of sobbing. I'd never play this to a big crowd again...A terrible terrible Noise....." William "billy" Klinton (USA) >> " My fellow americans and citizens who are bound by the United Nations special arrangement. A special United Nations team will be monitoring the creative process under section 65.1 of the U.N. guidelines in section 5, paragraph 3. Any violation of this section will result in severe sanctions being placed on V/Vm and/or its associates. They will be stopped if necessary." Arther.C.CLarke >> "There are no answers. These machines have their own beserk code - a modern message HARD- to Translate * wrapped in mystery and menace. An unforgettable grey atmosphere has crash landed - and our science and irrationality works only to expand its horrible presence...." Prof .Broxburn >> "This action is needed to maximize the mutual interference between the luminance and (chro)menace signals. If we are serious about our renewed effort to develop, run, service and operate these machines , then this baseband VVM frequency response component 3.2xu*0 combined with with the 6MHz inter-carrier sound FM signals is essential. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO MAIL US WITH ANY MECHANICAL QUERIES YOU MAY HAVE-----^^ Components available now : MACHINE 7.1 - MACHINE 7.2 - MACHINE 7.3 - MACHINE 7.4 Future components by various artists will be available in time. ---------------------------------<< vvmPIG : PIGS 7" (PIG VINYL) At last a tool that enables YOU to offend the MASS has once again been created by V/Vm with help from our advanced team of 2000 PIGS. vvmPIG reaches out to the MASS in a lnaguage that they can fully understand and comprehend, the grunt of the PIG. For maximum effect the following announcement should be made whenever possible to those people about to be exposed to the vvmPIG. " YOU ARE ALL PIGS !! SO HERE IS SOMETHING YOU WILL ALL UNDERSTAND" Then just stand back and watch the fun begin.......... We also encourage YOU to use this record as the ultimate insult--- and with this in mind V/Vm plan to send 150 copies out to those we deem worthy of such vinyl--- Each pig will include an accompanying letter telling the receipient why we have come to the conclusion that they are or they represent a grunting swine. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO MAIL US WITH ANY vvmPIG QUESTIONS YOU MAY HAVE-----^^ Available from the usual stockists---- order it by name >> vvmPIG. ---------------------------------<< IF YOU ARE UNSURE OF WHERE TO PURCHASE V/VM PRODUCTS PLEASE CONTACT US AND WE WILL FORWARD A FULL LIST OF V/VM STOCKISTS THUS ENABLING YOU TO LOCATE OUR PRODUCTS QUICKLY AND EASILY. V/Vm can be contacted via E-Mail at >> xxx@x-xx.xxxxx.xx.xx or xxx@xxx.xx.xx PLEASE REMEMBER V/VM IS AN INDEPENDENT MUSICAL ORGANISATION WHICH WILL NEVER COMPROMISE ITS PRODUCTS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.